Question of the Day: If You Could Commit Any Crime And Get Away With It, What Would It Be?

LoL I was arrested LoL OMG DO I LOOK FAT? – Photo: Getty. Misery blogged it.

In the above photo, you can see me “resisting arrest” for UGH IM NOT EVEN GETTING INTO IT. Anypoop, the charges were dropped because I’m all like, untouchable and stuff and mostly made of awesome.

Speaking of crime, if you could commit one and get away with it, what would you do? Please do not implicate yourself for past crimes or conjure up things that you can be linked to in the future via this QOTD or I will WASH MY HANDS OF YOU.