Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are a Fairytale Couple
Apparently Jakey bought TayTay an $11,000 guitar for her birthday. Whaaat. Here’s what the Daily Mail had to say:
What’d you get your significant other for their birthday? Jake Gyllenhaal got his girlfriend (!) Taylor Swift an $11,000 guitar for her 21st birthday. It is a “vintage Gretsch guitar signed by country star Chet Atkins.” Then they probably spent the whole day ambling around Park Slope, sipping lattes and eating apples and sitting by the fire and doing crafts and babysitting people’s kids and writing poems. They are soooooo in love!Heiiiii
What a sterling couple. I expect their wedding to include smiling cherub flower girls, a pastel colored cake, puffy tulle bridesmaids dresses, and lots of pink silk.