Things the World Never Needed: Ryan Seacrest and Larry King Cover ‘Pokerface’

Ryan Seacrest hosts American Idol and Larry King has sat down to talk with some of the biggest names in music. But could either of them ever have a career as a pop music star?

Startling new footage reveals that no. No, they cannot. And should not. Ever. For all our sakes.

Though…I dunno, maybe if we slap some autotune on it? DAMMIT, ASHLY, STOP, YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE THEM IDEAS.