Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’: Chapter 23
In the twenty-third chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry immediately seeks Dumbledore’s attention and together, they reveal the true memory that Slughorn kept secret. And in the process, the entire series is completely turned on end. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
CHAPTER 23: HORCRUXES
12:39:28 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh shit kasper
12:39:34 AM Chrstofthemoment: i can barely breathe
12:39:36 AM Chrstofthemoment: this is insane
12:39:39 AM Chrstofthemoment: shit is so fucking real
12:39:41 AM browncorduroy: oh god i know
12:39:43 AM browncorduroy: so real
12:40:02 AM browncorduroy: like you need to let me know exactly where you are in the chapter at all times because omg spoilers galore and oh god
12:40:10 AM browncorduroy: shit is so intense right now I KNOW
12:41:25 AM Chrstofthemoment: ok then DO NOT SAY ANYTHING UNTIL I DO
12:41:26 AM Chrstofthemoment: also
12:41:52 AM Chrstofthemoment: i was wondering how Rowling was going to pull off Felix Felicis
12:41:55 AM Chrstofthemoment: and how it worked
12:42:03 AM browncorduroy: yeah exactly
12:42:05 AM Chrstofthemoment: and i loved that it made you feel lucky
12:42:11 AM Chrstofthemoment: that it sort of guided you by chance
12:42:15 AM browncorduroy: exactly
12:42:17 AM Chrstofthemoment: and not like reading the future
12:42:22 AM browncorduroy: EXACTLY
12:42:32 AM browncorduroy: this is because rowling is a genius author y/y
12:42:34 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh god i looked at the chapter title
12:42:37 AM Chrstofthemoment: HORCRUXES
12:42:38 AM Chrstofthemoment: FUCK
12:42:39 AM Chrstofthemoment: KASPER
12:42:45 AM Chrstofthemoment: MY BRAIN IS SO FRAGILE RIGHT NOW
12:42:50 AM browncorduroy: yeah shit is about to get SO FUCKING REAL
12:42:59 AM Chrstofthemoment: ok ok ok I AM OPENING THE BOOK AND STARTING TO READ
12:43:43 AM Chrstofthemoment: hahahahah Felix Felicis ran out and Harry’s luck is IMMEDIATELY SHITTY
12:43:44 AM Chrstofthemoment: AS;DKFLJASD;LFJASDF
12:43:48 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh shit DUMBLEDORE IS BACK
12:43:55 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh god I AM SO NERVOUS KASPER
12:44:06 AM browncorduroy: oh god
12:44:09 AM browncorduroy: AND SO YOU SHOULD BE
12:44:18 AM browncorduroy: I CANNOT EVEN PREPARE YOU FOR THIS, JUST KEEP READING, SIR
12:44:33 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH GOD
12:44:36 AM Chrstofthemoment: THE PENSEIVE
12:44:38 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH MY GOD
12:44:39 AM Chrstofthemoment: ;LSKADFJA;LSKDJFAD;KLJFASDF
12:44:40 AM Chrstofthemoment: ok
12:44:43 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
12:44:44 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
12:44:45 AM Chrstofthemoment: he hasn’t put the memory in
12:44:55 AM Chrstofthemoment: but i love that he’s like FUCK IT I AM JUST GOING TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW
12:45:34 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH FUCK
12:45:35 AM Chrstofthemoment: wow
12:45:36 AM Chrstofthemoment: wow
12:45:38 AM Chrstofthemoment: Holy shit
12:45:41 AM browncorduroy: yeah
12:45:41 AM browncorduroy: yeah
12:45:43 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
12:45:51 AM Chrstofthemoment: he told Voldemort he was going to succeed
12:46:10 AM Chrstofthemoment: He’s never been wrong yet.
12:46:18 AM Chrstofthemoment: about a student
12:46:29 AM Chrstofthemoment: wow, that sucks. But it’s not that bad?
12:46:37 AM Chrstofthemoment: like why would he be embarrassed about that?
12:46:40 AM browncorduroy: no no
12:46:42 AM browncorduroy: keep reading
12:46:43 AM Chrstofthemoment: because of his reputation?
12:46:45 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh god
12:46:48 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh god OK
12:46:50 AM browncorduroy: mark i cannot take this anymore just read
12:46:52 AM browncorduroy: sakjdhasdwqiuajopskldhsadhasjkdhsa
12:46:59 AM browncorduroy: SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET SO FUCKING REAL
12:47:21 AM Chrstofthemoment: AKSLD;FJAS;DLKFJASD
12:47:23 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH SHIT
12:47:29 AM Chrstofthemoment: HE IS ASKING ABOUT HORCRUXES
12:47:37 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
12:47:39 AM Chrstofthemoment: they are “Dark stuff”
12:47:40 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh fuck man
12:47:42 AM browncorduroy: AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY ARE
12:47:46 AM browncorduroy: SO DARK
12:47:55 AM browncorduroy: SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL ARE YOU FREAKING OUT YET BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE
12:48:08 AM Chrstofthemoment: WHAT THE FUCK!
12:48:12 AM Chrstofthemoment: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THTA MEAN
12:48:40 AM Chrstofthemoment: “An object in which a person has concealed part of their soul.”
12:48:44 AM Chrstofthemoment: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!
12:48:49 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh my god i am so confused.
12:48:53 AM browncorduroy: IMMORTALITY THROUGH MURDER
12:49:02 AM browncorduroy: shit is so fucked up
12:49:04 AM Chrstofthemoment: ohfdas;ljdsa
12:49:04 AM Chrstofthemoment: sdohsadf
12:49:08 AM Chrstofthemoment: HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
12:49:11 AM Chrstofthemoment: HOLY SHIT
12:49:14 AM Chrstofthemoment: WAIT
12:49:16 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH MY GOD
12:49:20 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH MY GOD KASPER
12:49:29 AM Chrstofthemoment: i cannot deal with this right now
12:49:35 AM browncorduroy: yeah like
12:49:42 AM browncorduroy: HOW FUCKING INTENSE IS THIS SHIT
12:49:58 AM browncorduroy: he is asking about making himself immortal through murdering people
12:50:30 AM Chrstofthemoment: this is fucking insane
12:50:51 AM Chrstofthemoment: I cannot believe this is explaining why Voldemort has not died
12:50:53 AM browncorduroy: yeah like how fucking good is this
12:50:54 AM Chrstofthemoment: holy god kasper
12:50:55 AM browncorduroy: yes
12:50:57 AM browncorduroy: EXACTLY
12:50:59 AM browncorduroy: this is why
12:51:00 AM Chrstofthemoment: THIS IS BONKERS
12:51:02 AM browncorduroy: right here
12:51:04 AM browncorduroy: shjdkhakdhasjdhas
12:51:08 AM Chrstofthemoment: ALSO I NEVER USE THAT WORD EVER
12:51:09 AM browncorduroy: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS Y/Y
12:51:11 AM browncorduroy: hljsdfhjklfhaskdhasdkhsajds
12:51:12 AM Chrstofthemoment: FEEL SPECIAL
12:51:22 AM browncorduroy: I FEEL VERY SPECIAL, SIR
12:52:31 AM Chrstofthemoment: adns;m.dsa. fadsn.adfsljkfadsjkldfsa
12:52:33 AM Chrstofthemoment: adfsljkfsadjklsdfjklsdfjklasdfsfad
12:52:40 AM Chrstofthemoment: TOM RIDDLE’S FUCKING DIARY
12:52:48 AM Chrstofthemoment: holy goddamn motherfucking shit
12:52:51 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh my god kasper
12:52:53 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
12:52:54 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
12:52:56 AM Chrstofthemoment: i cannot even fathom this at all
12:53:04 AM Chrstofthemoment: there is no fucking way I could have guessed any of this
12:53:04 AM browncorduroy: everything comes together in the most fucked up way of all time
12:53:09 AM browncorduroy: yeah seriously
12:53:11 AM browncorduroy: SERIOUSLY
12:53:11 AM Chrstofthemoment: this is so fucked up and amazing
12:53:16 AM browncorduroy: SO GOOD
12:54:58 AM Chrstofthemoment: wow
12:55:03 AM Chrstofthemoment: The diary was evidence
12:55:08 AM Chrstofthemoment: to Dumbledore
12:55:17 AM Chrstofthemoment: that Voldemort had multiple horcruxes
12:55:22 AM Chrstofthemoment: this fucking changes like
12:55:24 AM browncorduroy: yes
12:55:25 AM Chrstofthemoment: the entire fucking series
12:55:28 AM Chrstofthemoment: kasper this is like
12:55:31 AM browncorduroy: exactly
12:55:32 AM Chrstofthemoment: holy god what the fuck
12:55:40 AM Chrstofthemoment: i can’t think anymore WHAT IS MY NAME WHERE AM I
12:55:45 AM browncorduroy: like how unprepared were you for this kind of complexity in this series
12:55:58 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
12:56:05 AM Chrstofthemoment: his line at the end of Goblet of Fire
12:56:16 AM Chrstofthemoment: FURTHER THAN ANYBODY
12:56:20 AM browncorduroy: YES!!!!!
12:56:20 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
12:56:22 AM browncorduroy: EXACTLY!
12:56:28 AM browncorduroy: EVERYTHING TIES TOGETHER
12:56:48 AM browncorduroy: rowling doesn’t miss out on a single chance to fit in a detail that ties in with the overall plot she is a fucking genius jesus fuck
12:56:56 AM browncorduroy: like how completely destroyed is your brain right now
12:57:30 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH MY GOD
12:57:37 AM Chrstofthemoment: A GODDAMN SEVEN-PART SOUL
12:57:41 AM Chrstofthemoment: THIS IS UNREAL
12:57:42 AM browncorduroy: YES
12:57:43 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH MY GOD
12:57:44 AM Chrstofthemoment: like
12:57:53 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh great NOW I HAVE TO GUESS WHAT THE OTHER SIX ARE
12:57:58 AM Chrstofthemoment: IS IT HIS FIRST BED
12:58:05 AM Chrstofthemoment: Oh god I am going to ruin this
12:58:09 AM browncorduroy: six horcruxes. SIX. PLUS THE ONE TIED TO HIS BODY.
12:58:12 AM browncorduroy: saiudhashwipuwqoalprudjåpqw0ioalrhdfqwpailujksdfhsqiuafjkhdawsdijawhkssahas
12:58:27 AM Chrstofthemoment: the third horcrux is a bread crumb from his 23rd birthday
12:58:30 AM Chrstofthemoment: s;dlkfjas;dlfkjsd;flkjsadfajl
12:59:03 AM browncorduroy: the fourth horcrux is the wrapper from the condom he used the first time he had buttsex because homosexuals are in league with satan
12:59:10 AM Chrstofthemoment: kak;lsafksadjf;sdljfas;lkfjs;aldkfjsalkjfs;lkfjsadl;kfjsad;flkajf
12:59:12 AM Chrstofthemoment: i love you so much
12:59:14 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh god kasper
12:59:24 AM Chrstofthemoment: MARVOLO’S RING
12:59:26 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH MY GOD
12:59:29 AM browncorduroy: YES
12:59:32 AM browncorduroy: YES
12:59:38 AM Chrstofthemoment: DUMBLEDORE’S HAND!!!
12:59:43 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh shit snape SAVED HIM
12:59:45 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH GOD
12:59:49 AM Chrstofthemoment: THIS IS WILD, KASPER
12:59:52 AM browncorduroy: yeah I KNOW RIGHT
12:59:52 AM browncorduroy: I KNOW
12:59:56 AM browncorduroy: JUST HASIORHPOQWDASJHKLDAS
1:00:02 AM browncorduroy: LIKE HOW MINDBLOWING IS THIS
1:00:11 AM browncorduroy: LIKE ARE YOU MANAGING TO BREATHE RIGHT NOW
1:00:49 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh god
1:01:01 AM Chrstofthemoment: so the remaining four horcruxes are very important, magical pieces
1:01:06 AM Chrstofthemoment: maybe tied to Hogwarts?
1:01:11 AM browncorduroy: yes
1:01:14 AM Chrstofthemoment: hmmm
1:01:16 AM Chrstofthemoment: THIS IS INTRIGUING
1:01:19 AM Chrstofthemoment: NEW MYSTERIES
1:01:30 AM browncorduroy: EXACTLY
1:01:58 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh man
1:01:58 AM browncorduroy: the only clue they have to go by at this point is that voldemort will have wanted the horcruxes themselves to be significant
1:02:02 AM Chrstofthemoment: the four houses
1:02:04 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh my god
1:02:06 AM Chrstofthemoment: THE LOCKET
1:02:11 AM browncorduroy: because LOL ONLY SRS BSNS BIG DEAL OBJECTS WOULD BE ~GOOD ENOUGH~ FOR HIM
1:02:13 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
1:02:13 AM Chrstofthemoment: THE FUCKING HUFFLEPUFF CUP
1:02:16 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH MY GOD
1:02:22 AM Chrstofthemoment: the gryffindor sword?
1:02:32 AM Chrstofthemoment: lol WHAT DO THE RAVENCLAWS HAVE LOL
1:02:46 AM browncorduroy: LOL SOME NERD’S BRAIN Y/Y?
1:03:15 AM Chrstofthemoment: hahahahaha
1:03:34 AM Chrstofthemoment: the Hufflepuff horcrux will be an unused condom because all Hufflepuffs die as virgins
1:03:39 AM Chrstofthemoment: CEDRIC WAS A HUFFLEPUFF
1:03:55 AM browncorduroy: hey mark how about you stop being bigoted against my people
1:03:59 AM browncorduroy: qhwpeiausdjkhwaijdaksdhwiqpuoajlsdkhsajkdhsajkdhsakjdhsajd
1:04:01 AM Chrstofthemoment: HAHAHSADFJKHASDFHJKSADHJKSDFAHJKDFSAJKHLADFSHJAFKSD
1:04:03 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH GOD
1:04:10 AM browncorduroy: HUFFLEPUFF HATE IS REAL
1:04:10 AM Chrstofthemoment: NAGINI!!!!!
1:04:13 AM Chrstofthemoment: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
1:04:17 AM Chrstofthemoment: I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
1:04:25 AM Chrstofthemoment: this is like one info bomb after another
1:04:33 AM Chrstofthemoment: i literally think that there would be no other way to review this
1:04:38 AM Chrstofthemoment: aside from an AIM review
1:04:49 AM browncorduroy: yeah i am pretty sure tbh
1:04:50 AM browncorduroy: like
1:04:52 AM browncorduroy: WHAT CAN YOU EVEN SAY
1:05:04 AM browncorduroy: hence why i suggested it because dude HOW EXPLODED IS YOUR BRAIN RIGHT NOW
1:05:05 AM browncorduroy: like
1:05:19 AM browncorduroy: you don’t even know how much i’ve been anticipating you getting to this chapter
1:05:20 AM browncorduroy: like
1:05:21 AM browncorduroy: holy shit
1:05:21 AM Chrstofthemoment: jesus christ
1:05:22 AM browncorduroy: wehrusaidjhkasds
1:05:25 AM Chrstofthemoment: this is unbelievable
1:05:26 AM Chrstofthemoment: like
1:05:32 AM Chrstofthemoment: HERE ARE ALL THE ANSWERS
1:05:33 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH GOD
1:06:03 AM Chrstofthemoment: i like the idea that Voldemort tried to kill Harry to guarantee his invincibility
1:06:10 AM Chrstofthemoment: and the exact opposite happened
1:06:26 AM browncorduroy: yes
1:06:28 AM browncorduroy: EXACTLY
1:06:47 AM Chrstofthemoment: omg DUMBLEDORE SAID HARRY CAN COME ALONG AND DESTROY HORCRUXES
1:06:54 AM Chrstofthemoment: hahahaha oh god MAGICAL FIELD TRIP
1:07:03 AM browncorduroy: AHWDSKWADJHJSAASASD YES
1:07:20 AM browncorduroy: it’s like a beautiful bonding exercise except really fucked up and terrifying
1:08:33 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH GOD LUCIUS MALFOY
1:08:37 AM Chrstofthemoment: this is just
1:08:39 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
1:08:42 AM browncorduroy: i know right
1:08:49 AM Chrstofthemoment: i don’t even have fucking words to describe this anymore
1:08:55 AM browncorduroy: yeah like
1:08:57 AM browncorduroy: how even can you
1:09:06 AM browncorduroy: like how much do you love this
1:09:12 AM browncorduroy: like how INTENSELY FUCKED UP IS THIS
1:09:17 AM browncorduroy: you are so overwhelmed right now y/y
1:10:28 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh my god
1:10:37 AM Chrstofthemoment: Dumbledore’s speech on oppression
1:10:37 AM Chrstofthemoment: like
1:10:46 AM Chrstofthemoment: possibly the best thing in the entire fucking series
1:10:50 AM Chrstofthemoment: I just had to put the book down
1:10:51 AM Chrstofthemoment: like
1:10:55 AM browncorduroy: yeah seriously
1:10:57 AM browncorduroy: so good
1:10:58 AM browncorduroy: so
1:10:59 AM browncorduroy: SO
1:11:00 AM browncorduroy: SO GOOD
1:11:05 AM Chrstofthemoment: ROWLING JUST GETS IT
1:11:22 AM Chrstofthemoment: the fact that oppressors do all that they can to destroy, discredit, and deny the oppressed
1:11:26 AM browncorduroy: yes
1:11:30 AM Chrstofthemoment: thereby continually creating their own enemies
1:11:34 AM Chrstofthemoment: in perpetuity
1:11:39 AM browncorduroy: HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TYRANTS FEAR THE PEOPLE THEY OPPRESS?
1:11:41 AM browncorduroy: oh god
1:11:41 AM browncorduroy: so good
1:11:42 AM browncorduroy: seriously
1:12:40 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh my god
1:12:54 AM Chrstofthemoment: he just explained why Harry saw his parents in the Mirror of Erised
1:12:57 AM Chrstofthemoment: HE CAN LOVE
1:13:01 AM browncorduroy: YES
1:13:02 AM browncorduroy: EXACTLY
1:13:02 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh my god this is insane
1:13:06 AM browncorduroy: yeah seriously
1:14:15 AM Chrstofthemoment: wow
1:14:19 AM Chrstofthemoment: the ending of the chapter
1:14:27 AM Chrstofthemoment: fate versus free will
1:14:35 AM browncorduroy: yeah
1:14:35 AM Chrstofthemoment: this is just unbelievably amazing, Kasper
1:14:35 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
1:14:38 AM browncorduroy: how good was that
1:14:42 AM Chrstofthemoment: I feel so GODDAMN SATISFIED
1:14:43 AM browncorduroy: oh god mark i know I KNOW
1:14:51 AM Chrstofthemoment: This is even better than I could have ever imagined.
1:14:52 AM Chrstofthemoment: Like
1:14:52 AM browncorduroy: rowling just fucking gets it
1:14:53 AM browncorduroy: YEAH
1:15:01 AM Chrstofthemoment: I can’t believe I am here
1:15:03 AM Chrstofthemoment: right now
1:15:08 AM Chrstofthemoment: thinking back to May
1:15:15 AM Chrstofthemoment: when I started reading this
1:15:19 AM browncorduroy: yeah
1:15:19 AM Chrstofthemoment: and it was so silly and fun
1:15:23 AM browncorduroy: like how unprepared were you
1:15:24 AM browncorduroy: I KNOW!
1:15:25 AM Chrstofthemoment: and this is THE REAL SHIT
1:15:27 AM Chrstofthemoment: like
1:15:33 AM Chrstofthemoment: not only is it not a kid’s book
1:15:51 AM browncorduroy: oh god i am so happy to have *~*experienced this with you*~*
1:16:07 AM Chrstofthemoment: it’s such a deep, meaningful rumination of how oppression and bigotry are the true meaning of evil
1:16:13 AM Chrstofthemoment: at least to me, that’s what this is about
1:16:17 AM browncorduroy: yeah, seriously
1:16:18 AM browncorduroy: EXACTLY
1:16:24 AM Chrstofthemoment: people unwilling to love and so they use their power and privilege
1:16:24 AM browncorduroy: like, rowling just fucking gets it
1:16:29 AM Chrstofthemoment: to ruin other people’s lives
1:16:46 AM browncorduroy: yes
1:16:50 AM Chrstofthemoment: jesus christ
1:16:56 AM Chrstofthemoment: I DON’T EVEN WANT TO MAKE JOKES RIGHT NOW
1:17:01 AM Chrstofthemoment: I am so fucking blown away by this
1:17:15 AM Chrstofthemoment: not only to finally get answers about the entire series
1:17:23 AM browncorduroy: yes exactly
1:17:26 AM Chrstofthemoment: and to have it all rewritten in the context of this new info
1:17:37 AM Chrstofthemoment: but how much this all means to me and how I look at the world
1:17:54 AM browncorduroy: yeah exactly
1:17:57 AM browncorduroy: she gets it exactly right
1:17:58 AM browncorduroy: like
1:18:10 AM browncorduroy: the part about the oppressor fearing the people they oppress
1:18:39 AM browncorduroy: and constantly trying to make their reign of tyrrany worse in order to stop the oppressed from rising up
1:18:56 AM Chrstofthemoment: FUCKING HARRY POTTER
1:19:06 AM Chrstofthemoment: oh my god what is this doing to my life
1:19:13 AM Chrstofthemoment: it is 1:19am and I am still awake
1:19:16 AM browncorduroy: ashkdhajhas
1:19:24 AM Chrstofthemoment: and now you know that I absolutely have to continue reading
1:19:24 AM browncorduroy: it is 9:20am and i am still awake i win
1:19:28 AM browncorduroy: yes
1:19:30 AM Chrstofthemoment: YOU WIN EVERYTHING
1:19:30 AM browncorduroy: but seriously like
1:19:37 AM browncorduroy: HOW GOOD IS THIS
1:19:48 AM browncorduroy: it’s like a perfect metaphor for like BASICALLY EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN
1:19:49 AM browncorduroy: oh god
1:20:09 AM Chrstofthemoment: OH GOD
1:20:21 AM Chrstofthemoment: now i know why Harry Potter is your ~bible~
1:20:32 AM browncorduroy: hasjdhwijhadsa
1:20:44 AM Chrstofthemoment: ;adsklfjas;fjsadklfjs;lfka
1:20:44 AM browncorduroy: HARRY POTTER UNDERSTANDS ALL OF MY PAIN AND RAEG AND SUCH AS FOREVS
1:20:51 AM Chrstofthemoment: CLEARLY
1:21:17 AM Chrstofthemoment: Harry Potter: This Is Actually About Your Life So Stop Making Fun Of Hagrid
1:21:23 AM browncorduroy: hiwjlskdfhqwepafiosøldhjkas
1:21:42 AM Chrstofthemoment: Harry Potter: Lots of Stuff About Oppression (And Luna Lovegood Being Better Than You)
1:21:56 AM browncorduroy: Harry Potter: Quite Literally A Very Poignant Simile For Every Aspect Of The World So Sit The Fuck Down
1:22:24 AM Chrstofthemoment: Harry Potter: You Will Never Write Something This Good So Fucking Appreciate
1:22:37 AM browncorduroy: Harry Potter: No Wonder The Christian Right Hates The Fuck Out Of These Books, They Are Basically Real Life Death Eaters
1:23:00 AM Chrstofthemoment: Harry Potter: Haters, Please Familiarize Yourselves With The Left-Hand Evacuation Procedure
1:23:03 AM browncorduroy: Harry Potter: If Fred Phelps Had Written The Bible, Jesus Would Be Lord Voldemort
1:24:06 AM Chrstofthemoment: Harry Potter: Sarah Palin Is Actually Dolores Umbridge and the Tea Baggers Are Even Dumber Death Eaters. Also: Fuck The Malfoys
1:24:50 AM browncorduroy: Harry Potter: Seriously, If You Read These Books And Are Anywhere To The Right Of The Centre On The Political Spectrum You Have Missed Every Point Ever
1:25:20 AM Chrstofthemoment: Harry Potter: Kasper You Probably Just Pissed Off Half My Readers But I’m Totally OK With That
1:26:07 AM browncorduroy: Harry Potter: Mark I Am Sorry, I Am Too Scandinavian To Care, BTW Have I Told You How Much I Hate Everyone Who Isn’t Scandinavian Who Talks About Scandinavian Politics
1:26:49 AM Chrstofthemoment: Harry Potter: Kasper, I Live In The Country Where We Think Obama Is A Socialist
1:26:55 AM browncorduroy: Harry Potter: The Homosexual Left Wing Communist Liberal Sodomite Agenda In Handy, Easily-Digestible Book Form
1:27:17 AM Chrstofthemoment: I love you so much Kasper
1:27:27 AM Chrstofthemoment: Forever until the end of recorded time.
1:28:02 AM browncorduroy: the feeling is more than mutual, mark
1:28:09 AM browncorduroy: you are my favourite for all eternity forever
