QOTD – What Are Your Rules For 1st Dates?

First dates are weird. Mostly, I think going on dates is weird in general, so I like to tell people, “Let’s not call it a date, let’s just hang out.” So, do you have rules to dating? Mostly my rules are:

  • Don’t talk about yourself too much
  • Be nice
  • If you go some place to eat, don’t be rude to the wait staff
  • Don’t get sloppy drunk
  • Don’t be a turd

Pretty easy, right? I know first dates are supposed to be when you talk about yourself and put on your best peacock feathers to impress some magical peahen or w/e, but I mean really, don’t over do it. What are your first date rules?