BloodyTrue Blood Stars on the Cover of Rolling Stone. Naked.

A friend and I have decided that odds are, the next season of True Blood will be “True Blood, Season 4: EVERYONE GETS NAKED!” Where in some kind of curse causes most of the lead cast to be nude all the time and for some reason Eric Northman randomly develops a rare, little known vampiric allergy to clothing.

We were joking. Apparently, however, Rolling Stone didn’t realize that. Because stars Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard are on the magazine’s cover wearing nothing but red. And by “red” I mean “fake blood” and otherwise they’re COMPLETELY NAKED.

Hmmm…there’s something I really like about this cover, but I just can’t put my finger on it…

Hmmm…yeah, yeah that might be it…

DAMMIT, ANNA, MOVE YOUR LEG.