This Post is About Gerard Way’s Hair and That Makes It SERIOUS BUSINESS
Oh Gerard. Gerard Gerard Gerard. I know, I’m one of those people who begged you to bleach your hair again. Because, honestly, those days of the white Black Parade hair still make me smile.
And so I was one of the rallying cries, urging you to bleach it again.
BUT, OH, GERARD:
I’m sorry, Gerard. I apologize for every critique I’ve made of your hair. And even of your band. Now please, PLEASE, dye it black again?
…the Hawaiian shirt can stay.
WARNING: THE PREVIOUS POST CONTAINS HIGH AMOUNTS OF ME NOT BEING SERIOUS. GERARD WAY’S HAIR IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS. OH MY GOD, GRETCHEN, STOP TRYING TO MAKE GERARD WAY’S HAIR SERIOUS BUSINESS.