Police Outsmarted by Cat. Not Cat BURGLAR. A Cat.

Anyone who owns a cat knows exactly how they can be. Sometimes they are our favorite fuzzy companions who curl up next to us and demand attention, because, hey, stupid human, you are READING A BOOK instead of PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR CAT. This is not okay.

And sometimes, as the Vienna Police found out, they are adorable little criminal masterminds:

You remember that old cartoon Inspector Gadget, where you never saw the villain’s face, just his hand petting his cat? I had this theory that the cat was really in charge and the villain was a robot or something. Stuff like this only encourages that sort of theory.