OMG! Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Angelina Jolie LIKE THE SAME POPULAR THINGS!

As part of my daily schedule when digging up stuff for blogs around here, I find myself on Sometimes I find new stuff for Explaining the Video blogs, sometimes I find news leads, sometimes I find streaming albums.

And sometimes I find stuff that makes me headdesk.

Well, as far as we know, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz hasn’t adopted and/or had a baker’s dozen kids, but ever since she became a long-haired brunette, Ashlee sure seems to have lots in common with Angelina Jolie. For example, they’re both skinny! They both carry MASSIVE handbags (Ashlee, if you ever get sick of that Louis, call us!)! The gigantor sunglasses (classic ’60s-style bugeyes for Ashlee, and Unabombers/hater blockers for Angelina.) AND they both play Russian spies. Err … well, you can’t win ’em all.

Oh LOL! They’re, like, TOTALLY twins!

Well, um, except for the part that Ashlee has been carrying huge bags for years. And that they’re, you know, one of those things constantly listed as very trendy? You know, those fashion magazines that give us women all those necessary little instructions for living so we don’t feel underappreciated and unfulfilled? They keep telling me that large bags are, like, SO TOTALLY in.

Oh, same with those sunglasses. I remember back in Angelina’s Tomb Raider days when a girl could find a decent pair of sleek Lara Croft-style wrap arounds that didn’t make her face look like a giant bug of some sort. But now, all I can seem to find are these huge sunglasses. Gee, I wonder if that’s because THAT’S WHAT’S CONSIDERED IN STYLE NOW AND A LOT OF WOMEN ARE WEARING THEM.

But wait! The long brunette hair! How many women in the world could have long brown hair! Answer: A LOT OF THEM.

So…yeah, two women in Hollywood like the same trendy things. Who would have ever thought? Oh, hey, next let’s talk about how Anna Paquin and Scarlett Johansson are actually the same person since they’re both blondes!