CRUSH OF THE DAY: Snooki Interviewed By Meghan McCain

Mark my words: this is the beginning of a new era in American politics. McCain is political royalty in the very Bush-Clinton-Chaz Bono vein, and Snooki isn’t afraid to address the hard-hitting issued facing young people today, such as health care, the job market, and the distressing tax on tanning.

Excerpt:

Meghan: Are you still pissed off about the tax on tanning?

Snooki: Um, I really don’t see the reason why there would be a tax on tanning, because so many people go tanning even though they’re not, like, Guido/Guidettes. People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you’re tan and I don’t understand why you would tax on that, because you’re making yourself feel more happy about yourself. So I really don’t understand why that would be, but you know, whatever.

Politzzi/McCain 2012: Feel More Happy About Yourself, Tan.

(Via The Daily Beast)