OMG, Paramount, Stop Trying to Make ‘Mean Girls 2’ Happen!

So, in case you haven’t noticed, we here at Buzznet enjoy our Mean Girls references. Yes, there are times we have gone overboard with them and times where people refused to believe we were just quoting an effing movie. But really, quotes from the film just seem to come in handy for many occasions.

But now there’s news that they’re making a straight to DVD sequel to the hit teen film, featuring none of the original cast and not at ALL involving Tina Fey. And that has got to be the worst effing idea I’ve ever heard.

We’ve already got the rumored basics of the plot, as well.

The story revolves around a new high school student, Jo, who agrees to befriend an outcast, Abby, at the urging of Abby’s wealthy father in exchange for paying all of Jo’s costs for the college of her dreams. Jo and Abby team up to take on the school’s “mean girls,” the Plastics. The story becomes a high stakes battle of loyalty that ultimately comes to a head when one of our heroines finds out that her friendship has been bought and paid for.

So, a “rich girl paid to be friends with new girl” story rather than your usual “rich GUY paid to DATE the WEIRD girl.” See the subtle differences?

Buzznet, did you know I’m kind psychic? I have a fifth sense. My breasts can always tell when a movie is going to suck. And according to my boobs, there’s a 99.99% chance this movie will SUCK.

Oh well. Even if it does suck, the first movie gave us what may be the greatest line in cinematic history:

“I don’t hate you because you’re fat, you’re fat because I hate you.”