Lady Gaga Applies for Internship at Phillip Treacy

Which sort of explains why I can’t get a job. Miss Gaga has apparently applied for an internship with famed milliner (that means hat maker in fancy) Phillip Treacy. The two have worked together in the past, and Treacy has been behind some of Gaga’s most outrageous headpieces (see giant silver lobster, huge white feather wreath, and the OTHER telephone hat). According to spokespeople for Treacy, nothing is confirmed yet, but I have a strong hunch she will probably get the gig, college credit or not.