Facebook Group of the Week: ‘Illegal immigrants can stay, deport the juggalos’

Facebook is a big, scary place. Names, places, apps, games and, of course, groups. So, how can you ever hope to find the best of the best of the best of the worst?

Don’t worry, that’s why I’m here.

Illegal immigration is a hot button issue right now. There’s people who want to fence off our country to keep immigrants, seeking a better life in the US, out. There’s people who argue that really, the solution should be to make it easier for them to earn US citizenship, rather than just close our borders. And then there’s hypocrites who rally against letting illegal immigrants in, but are more than happy to employ them, for low pay, in their homes.

But really, there’s a bigger problem. JUGGALOS.

We’re talking HARDCORE fans of Insane Clown Posse. People who believe that ICP isn’t just a band, isn’t just music, oh no. It’s a LIFESTYLE. It is a damn RELIGION. I don’t understand most of it, but there’s a theory of the afterlife called The Dark Carnival and there’s a lot of drinking Faygo involved. The Faygo is, really, where I draw the line.

Luckily, there is now a facebook group where we can band together to say, hey, Congress, while you’re worrying about the Mexicans, we’ve got major domestic issues with RAPPING CLOWNS. Fucking Facebook, THAT’S how you work!

Illegal immigrants can stay, deport the juggalos.