Explaining the Video: Lady Gaga ‘Alejandro’

You will notice a distinct lack of screencaps in this edition of “Explaining the Video.” Because, really, Lady Gaga’s video for ‘Alejandro,’ which Buzznet’s Miss Mallibu posted about over here, must be experienced in motion.

I mean, yes, I could screencap it and give you an undoubtedly hilarious commentary. But really, as I watched the almost nine minute long opus, the only comment I had on the entire thing was this:

WHAT.

…I think I just came.