Channing Tatum so Hot he burns his Crotch

While filming the movie ‘The Eagle of the Ninth’, the G.I. Joe actor accidently managed to pour Boiling Hot Water on his Penis.


A Reporter said: “Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it’s painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan–that’s what everyone calls him–does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener.”

So gross.

The Good news is that his penis has since recovered.