My Chem-Apple Romance: Day 2
I’ve let the apples have the run of my apartment while I’m at work because, hey, they’re possibly going to be baked into a pie and eaten anyway. So why not?
Strangely, all of them have begun to act like their namesakes. It’s kind of weird, actually.
Gerard got into my comic books.
Frank was upset that I didn’t have a puppy for him to play with, but he ended up making friends with my lucky stuffed French Lab Rat, Marcel.
Ray and Mikey pretty much chilled out and played video games together. Though they did end up complaining about my lack of selection.
And Bob is so damn pimp, he spent the day in a tropical paradise, hanging out with Wonder Woman and former WWE Diva Amy “Lita” Dumas.
Do you feel any compassion for these apples yet, My Chemical Romance? DO YOU? Well, if so, YOU’D BETTER MOVE ON THAT ALBUM. Because, as a reminder, if I do not have a new My Chemical Romance album by MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH, I will BAKE THESE APPLES INTO A PIE AND EAT THEM!
