Fame Kills Tour CANCELED

So, it looks like Lady Gaga and Kanye West won’t be touring together.

LiveNation has announced that the Fame Kills Tour has been canceled. Laurieann Gibson, Gaga’s choreographer, Twittered that the reason was “creative differences” between the two artists. TMZ is claiming that the reason is poor ticket sales. But whatever the reason, I’m sure it’s going to be blamed on some-

YO, NEWAGEAMAZON, I LIKE YOU AND I’MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST TOUR CANCELATIONS OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!

…Kanye, I don’t think Beyonce has ever canceled a tour.

SHE CANCELED IN AUSTRALIA, SQUIDBRAINS!!!!!!!

Okay, but we’re talking about you and Lady Gaga canceling a three month long tour. Highly anticipated, too.

OF COURSE IT WAS HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, FOOL! I WAS INVOLVED!!!!!!! BUT I’MMA TAKE SOME TIME OFF, DIDN’T YOU SEE ME ON LENO? I NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO WORK ON BEING A DOPER PERSON!!!

Fine. Good plan. But what about people who already bought tickets to the tour?

POINT OF PURCHASE REFUNDS!!!!!!!!

What if you bought online or over the phone?

REFUND TO YOUR CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, you know Taylor Swift was in Pittsburgh last night, right?

SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS!

Me too, Kanye. Me too.