Crunkcore Scenester Profiled on Yourscenesucks

There are five shiny new scenesters on Robi Dobi’s lol-worthy website. May I draw your attention to the crunkcore poser?

“somewhere on the back of the miley cyrus tour bus the guys in metro station are thanking their lucky stars that bands like brokencyde came along. the crunkcore wave is to dance pop what 9/11 was to gary condit and his missing intern.”

Go forth and discover.