Little Suzie Scene Starring in “Someone On the Internet Has a Different Opinion!”

Hey kids! Look, it’s Little Suzie Scene! Hi Suzie!

Today, Suzie is logging onto Buzznet. But oh no! She’s found a post where someone says that something SHE likes isn’t good!

Suzie, what are you going to do?

No, Suzie! Wait! Suicide is NEVER the answer! Especially over INTERNET DRAMAZ.

What else could Suzie do to solve this? She could leave a comment!

Suzie thinks that if she leaves this comment, all the haterz will see her point and will come around and love the thing that she loves as much as she loves it in her loving way of loving love.

Only, they don’t. Instead, the haterz decide to respond with these, like, responses. With links. And SARCASM! That’s not fair 🙁

So, Suzie goes to her own blog:

And then the big bad moderator comes around and says you can’t make fun of people with herpes and polio. Even if she didn’t really swear bad!!!! He’s just a big meanie who probably wishes he was as hot as those guys in that band 🙁

So, Suzie decides to express herself with deep camwhoring with a long winded explanation of how it’s not fair that people won’t let her be herself and they’re just like all those bitchy cheerleaders at her school. And they all lived happily ever after.

Okay, they didn’t actually live happily ever after until she either grew the hell up or got banned for using abusive language. But if she’d just camwhored in the first place, it would have saved her and the rest of us a lot of trouble.

In closing: