Sorry Ladies, Robert Pattinson is Gay: A Study in Photos
So, despite claiming to be totally straight in his recent interview with GQ magazine, I hate to break it to you ladies: Robert Pattinson is, without a doubt, 100% totally, morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably and reliably GAY.
How can I prove it? Why, with photographic evidence:Fixing his hair = gay Using that much hair gel = gay Wearing THAT sweater = gay Wearing THAT hat = pretty damn gay Mesh shirt = super gay This entire photo = epic levels of gay Photographed with a rainbow behind him = subtle, but still gay
So there you have it. Robert Pattinson is totally gay.
Please note: this entire blog is all in good fun and is meant to be mocking certain other sites and people that look for the tiniest bit of evidence that person a, b or c is “totally gay.” I don’t know if RPatz is into boys or not, for now I’ll take him at his word and go with “straight.” But seriously, dude, A MESH SHIRT?