Want To Sing Onstage With Katy Perry?

Fear not: even though Katy Perry and Travis McCoy have broken up, there is good news. Because now, you might have the chance to lock lips with Ms. Perry herself onstage at the Grammy Awards!

Just don’t expect her to call you back the next day. After all, you are just an experimental phase.

Katy Perry: dives into cakes, but is only willing to flirt with pie.

Still interested? Well, then head over to the Official Website to enter the “My Grammy Moment” contest. Simply upload a 30 to 60 second video of yourself singing Perry’s earworm “I Kissed a Girl” (cherry chapstick optional) between now and February 8th for a chance to perform onstage with Katy on the live Grammy Telecast. Oh, and in case you need to see the deal sweetened a little more? You also win $5,000.

Winners will be determined via fan voting so if you do enter be sure to pimp your video out if you want a chance to sing with Katy. Oh, and ladies, and I’ll give you bonus points if you slip her the tongue onstage. And maybe grope her a bit. Look, if you’re gonna kiss girls, you’d better be damn well ready for one of them to kiss back like they mean it. Even if it’s not what good girls do, not how they should behave. That’s all I’m trying to say here.

So what do you say? Anybody out there interested in appearing on stage with the world’s foremost faux bisexual? Planning on entering? Anything else on your mind? Leave a comment!