More Than You Ever Wanted To Know About Pete Wentz’s Sex Life

We’ve all had the chance to see the equipment, but now Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz has dished on what he’s done with it. In an appearance on Howard Stern the morning of December 16th, Pete apparently celebrated the release of his band’s new album Folie a Deux by spilling the beans about his sex life.

Granted, in a lot of ways, sex is kind of a folie a deux, so I won’t say it’s not fitting. It’s also somewhat fitting that Pete confessed to his wife, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, being his dream girl. In a Rolling Stone interview years ago, he’d made mention of Ashlee Simpson being his biggest crush, adding “She’s gorgeous.” And now, Pete says their first time was probably the best sex of his life. “We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, ‘Oh my God, you’re banging the girl of your dreams and you’re watching it right now.'”

However, before Ashlee there were other girls…and the occasional boy kissing. But Pete says he held himself back from having sex with a lot of his earlier celeb girlfriends. Pete didn’t want to have to share a long list of girlfriends with his wife. And apparently, he didn’t want to have to hear HER list either.

Of course, Pete’s list does contain a few recognizable names. He was together with Michelle Trachtenberg, who appeared on the series The Adventures of Pete and Pete and then in later seasons of the cult hit Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and says she “was a blast,” but apparently Trachtenberg dumped him for living “a frat boy lifestyle.” Pete was also romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan at one point, but will not say how far they went. As for the boys? Pete admitted to his man-crush on John Mayer, but said nothing about any other rumored hook ups with fellow musicians.

Pete is now a one woman man, and while the most expensive gift he’s given Ashlee is her roughly $150,000 wedding ring, she is still making more money than he is. And apparently, Mrs. Wentz gives a decent lap dance. And wears a C-cup bra. You know, Pete, there’s such a thing as oversharing.