50 Things Jews Do On Christmas
50. Tell the stranger sitting next to you that that Benjaman Button kid looks exactly your Cousin Shmuel. 49. Stand outside of Loehmanns until Friday morning. 48. Fight LOUDLY. 47. Vote for Obama… again. 46. Open Christmas Presents, depending on how self-hating you are. 45. Make a wig out of lo mein. Then, eat that
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