Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Says STFU Already

The baby-bearing half of the celeb-matrimony known as Simpson-Wentz logged on recently to call B.S. on a story about herself. In her MySpace blog, Ashlee reported:

Today I read on a blog that I went to the doctor and he said I was overweight and I cried and went to Planet Blue (because I was blue) and bought 6 pair of size 0 jeans. Now it is ridiculous to read such nonsense about oneself so I thought I would address this one…1. My doctor says I am right on target with my weight gain2. Have not been to Planet Blue in at least two years3. Love my maternity jeans ..they have stretchy tops it is awesome!4. My closet full of size 0’s are being worn by Pete right now and he looks hot in them 🙂So now that I have cleared that up let me tell you…carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life. My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I am concerned about. I am only concerned with having a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby. People who talk and judge pregnant women’s weight need to get a life!!!

Can I get an LOL @ #4? Well-played, Ash.

And Planet Blue because she was blue? Corny, yo.