Well, That’s Unsurprising…

Awhile ago I gave you a sneak preview of what I supposed the Perez Hilton Fashion Line from Hot Topic would look like.

Fortunately for us all, the designs are not precisely what I had imagined.

Well…I’m sure somebody would wear those. If they had to. You know, in like a refugee camp or something.

Ari actually did an indepth review over in her blog. Read it, seriously.

So, how well is the line doing? Jossip posted this report.

ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN. That’s it…My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM!

Oh, Perez, sweetie, don’t feel bad. After all, when I heard you were designing a fashion line and thought about how you dressed, I woudn’t have anticipated you’d sell ANYTHING.

Now why don’t you go back to something you’re good at, like hating women and projecting your insecurities in your own sexual orientation onto people who are ACTUALLY famous?