The Littlest Wentz
Pete and Ashlee have confirmed it! They’re expecting their first child.
Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Wentz! I look forward to the Clandestine Maternity Line, the baby hoodies, the CD of Patrick singing lullabies, and Pete camwhoring with his baby three million times in his blog. No, really, in all seriousness I do. Your child is going to be very well loved by you and those you surround yourselves with. Just please don’t give it a trauma inducing name, please?
EDIT: Dammit, Pete, you’re going to make me cry and I don’t even GET the whole “wanting a baby” thing.
PS: You know my rules: no bashing of the couple or their choices here. Take it to your own blog and complain. Only compliments and well wishes in this post.
