It has BEGUN!
The Mayan calendar ends in 2012. This has led many people to believe that the world will end in 2012, since the Mayans were pretty on about that sort of stuff. Even if they are all dead now.
But more importantly, we have been seeing the signs of another disaster heading towards us in 2008, and have done little to nothing to curtail it. And while I am sorry to have to break this news to you, dear readers, you must know the truth.
The end of emo is upon us.
As I said, the signs were there. We just sat back and LET this happen. We are truly at fault in the long run.
We have officially entered:
Became these young men:SPENCER SMITH IS A BOY! RYAN ROSS IS SMILING! I’M….strangely okay with both of these facts O_O
Suddenly, without warning:
What’s next, him HATLESS?NOOOOOOOOO!
HOWEVER, ALL OF THIS HAS MERELY BEEN LEADING UP TO THE EVENT THAT SETS OFF THE EMOCALYPSE:The Wentz-Simpson engagement!!!
OR, here’s another idea. You can wake up in the morning, put on your big girl panties, and DEAL WITH IT.
Oh, and find yourself some spiritual guidance while you’re at it: