Pete Wentz & Joel Madden duke it out for movie role

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Okay, I totally made the headline up, but whatever. The important part is that there is talk about Pete Wentz and/or Joel Madden having a role in Diablo Cody‘s (Juno) next movie!

The movie, Jennifer’s Body is in pre-production with the current plotline being described as “A newly possessed cheerleader turns into a killer who specializes in offing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?

The role being discussed for Pete/Joel is Nikolai— he’s the leader of the Satanic emo band that well, inspires her to turn homocidal.

Never mind that I don’t really have faith in either of them as actors– if this is a comedy, putting either one of them in that role will be HILAR. Just admit it.

Please let this happen. Please?