Kirsten Dunst in rehab

For being addicted to those god-awful wayfarer sunglasses. They took them away from her and now she’s all “The world, it looks so… so different! The sky is so BLUE!”
Just kidding. She’s in rehab for partying too hard at Sundance or something.

Yawn. Look, I hope she recovers from whatever brand of crazy she’s suffering from, it’s just that celebs and rehab go together like peas and carrots. It’s kind of a bigger story if they DON’T go to rehab, know what I’m sayin’?

Dunst is currently filming, “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” so maybe it’s just like, role research.