Are you ready for the Richie-Madden baby?

Since I’m all up in everyone’s baby-business today, this is just a friendly reminder that Nicole Richie is gonna pop any day now.

Josh Madden said the baby is due “sometime in the next week.” He added, “That’s all we know. We don’t know what [gender] it is. We don’t know any names. I’m being completely honest, I swear!” (PopCrunch)

Which brings me to the question… who the eff is Josh Madden? I was unaware of his existence until today.

You know why this is exciting for me? Because they don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl. When I was little they had these dolls called Magic Nursery Babies and you didn’t know their sex until you bought it and took off the hat thing and opened the envelope. I got a girl both times and I was so stoked! I named them (my favorite part)… and then a week later they we’re in the bottom of my toybox.

Anyway, woohoooo Richie-Madden baby! I hope it’s a girl and I hope they don’t name it anything too weird.