BREAKING NEWS: BUSH STILL A F*CKING MORON!

So, in case you haven’t heard, US Intelligence has reported that despite President Bush’s warnings of a soon to come World War III, Iran does not have a nuclear program and in fact ceased their program in 2003.

But that hasn’t stopped W. Oh no! Because, as he puts it, just because Iran isn’t making nukes now that doesn’t mean they can’t start making them again.

“I view this report as a warning signal that they had the programme, they halted the programme,” Mr Bush told a news conference. “The reason why it’s a warning signal is they could restart it.”

And I remain flabbergasted.

Let’s apply President Bush’s logic to other situations, shall we?

Just because the Catholic Church isn’t torturing heretics and “sinners” now doesn’t mean they won’t do it again!

Of course, remember, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Just because the U.S. doesn’t have slavery anymore doesn’t mean they won’t do it again!

But I say we don’t oppress people based on the color of their skin, this time around. I say, we begin trading Canadians as slaves.

MMmmmmm…Manitoba-liscious!

And of course, just because Mariah Carey isn’t making movies now doesn’t mean she won’t start again!

LIVE IN FEAR, PEOPLE OF AMERICA! LIVE IN FEAR!