It’s the subtle differences
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| Doesn’t drink…wine | Sober for three years running |
| Will drink your blood to survive
Seduces virgins Lives in Eastern Europe Can be killed by sunlight Has own castle and abbey Has trio of vampire brides Dresses in black Likes dungeons Hangs out with Renfield Wants to suck your blood |
Will come to your house and drink your blood if you illegally download “I Brought You My Bullets…
Seduces bassists and the occasional rhythm guitarist Lives in New Jersey Can be killed by caffeine deprivation (HYPOTHETICALLY) Has own comic book series Has Frank Iero Wishes there was a color darker than black Plays Dungeons and Dragons Hangs out with Ray Toro Wants to save your life |
