Dear Renee Zellweger,

Where did you hairs go?

I mean, I know you don’t need a mane of golden, silky strands to do a voice-over, but like, this cut seems kind of drastic. It makes me think you’re experiencing some sort of inner turmoil and taking it out on your tresses. Is it true?

Also, yes, that is your collar bone jutting out of your neck. Since you look a little confused.