Paris Hilton debuts clothing line.

Paris Hilton debuted her clothing line at Kitson yesterday. Even though I’m under no circumstances a “fan” of P. Hilly, I do like to check out “celebrity” clothing lines, so I surfed over to ShopKitsop.com and perused the collection. The verditct: Decently affordable — coming from a billionaire, and all — but not that fantabulous. Lots of shiny items.

I would buy this if “luv” (thy self) was spelled properly:

I can’t even imagine Paris wearing this, but it’s cute she’s trying to bring plaid back:

One item I would not, under any circumstances purchase. Whatcha think? That L.A.M.B. is still far superior? Right — I think so, too.