Heidi Montag’s ‘Body Language’

It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for: Heidi Montag of The Hills” has debuted her single on KIIS FM this morning. It’s not as horrific as you might have expected from the plasticine princess, but in the words of Poxline, it has “not one original beat in the entire song.”

Clicky clicky to listen to it.

I think she kinda sounds Britney-ish. And contrary to her “yo yo yo” interview statement, SHE doesn’t rap in the song. But her boo Spencer Pratt DOES. Hahahaha.

Overall, I would vehemently disagree with it “being it’s own genre.” BUT it doesn’t suck as bad as I thought it would — which disappointments me, in an odd way.

What’s your critique, you discernable listeners, you?