Monday Buzz 7/23

Oh Britney, why such language? Do you kiss your mother with that– oh wait, you have a restraining order against Mama Spears. (Yeeeah)

Soccer bores Suri Cruise. (The Dirty Disher)

Lauren Conrad broke Brody Jenner’s fingeron accident. Just like that one time I accidentally kicked that jerk in the shins, right? (NY Post)

Kelly Clarkson, conservative kisser. (POTP)

New Rihanna video. Ella ella eh eh eh? (Pop Bytes)

Geeky tattoos! (Gizmodo)

Lily Allen-ify your wardrobe. (WWWD)