Gwen Stefani’s Ab Muscles Available in a Bottle…At Least That’s My Hope

Damn her. I was totally thinking that the reason I was feeling bloated is because I’m about to start menstruating. And here this woman is, flaunting a taut belly after HAVING A BABY. As if my uterus weren’t already displaying inexplicable pangs of envy, now here I am, having to…

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