AD WIZARDS: With The Help of Flavored Sugar Water, A Refreshed 50 Cent Might Conduct An Orchestra

So I’m a little thirsty right now. Could use some water to help relieve this parched state I’m in. Maybe a water that has been enhanced with the benefits of manually-added vitamins and nutrients, and subsequently endorsed by 50 Cent, a popular gangsta rap star I’ve read about in the…