Hot or Not: Fake It, Cell-style
I was browsing the MTV’s Style blog this morning when I came across Mobile Faker. I kind of can’t believe it to so long for someone to come up with this.
OHMYGAH GENIUS!
Where was this sh*t when I NEEDED IT? I stumbled through so many bad rejection stories in my high school days, you don’t even know. One time I stared down this hot guy at a track meet and he sent his friend over to get my digits– when I called him the fool could barely speak english and said his favorite radio station was like, KBIG (easy listening). Yeah I’m superficial, whatever. So after about 2 minutes into the convo I was like, “I have something to confess, and I feel awful.” I told him I have him my number to make my boyfriend jealous. I said he was being a jerk that day and I wanted to be a jerk back. I asked him if he saw my boyfriend, he was the guy with brown-reddish hair, running the 800? Which was fiction fiction fiction. But he bought it.
Faux calls could have saved me so much mental energy. But then again, being able to think on your feet makes you a more creative person. More of a jerk, sometimes, too, but hey…
So, is this the best thing to ever happen to bad pickup lines? Or just super lame?
