Baby Killer. Er, I mean, Baby Brandon Flowers.

I’m going to take a moment to exit the alternate reality in which I live– the one where Brandon Flowers is unmarried, single, and has permanent eyeliner– to announce that The Killers frontman is expecting a baby boy (with his wife, obvi) in July.

Kay back to my pretend world.

ps. Hey Brandon. Brandon Jr. called. He says lose the ‘stache or he’s not coming out.