Monday Buzzed 4/30

Britney MUST dress this way for attention. Right? (INO)

JC Chasez: Gay or Metro? (Jossip)

Why are guys jeans getting smaller? Why is Fergie famous? Just how far will Extreme Makeover Home Edition? Why why why? (IBBB)

Orlando Bloom: “What’s a blogger?” (IntoGossip)

Can you smell fear? Calvin Klein will help with that. (Fashionista)

How many minutes of fame do these two have left, collectively? (POTP)