Britney: “Thanks for the chromosomes, dude.”

Britney and KFed are finalizing the details of their divorce, and it looks like Kevin is makin’ out with $13 mil. Maybe this is why she fears going bankrupt? Anyway, MSNBC has her quoted as saying, ““You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies.

The supposed specifications of their split:

  • A 2004 pre-nup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.
  • He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.
  • $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.
  • Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage.
  • He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.

Britney Britney Britney. We KNEW he would be the biggest mistake you ever made, why didn’t you listen to us? If all you wanted was babies, I’m sure you could’ve afforded an artificial means of conception, or like seduced Jude Law— isn’t he kinda easy? And God knows his offpsring would be prettier.