Back up off the Brando(e)ns!

So Cracked posted this list of the 9 Biggest Wussies in Rock Music, and at first I was like, whatever, Billy Corgan, Moby and Chris Cornell are so 1997. But then I click to page 2 and what to my wondering (uh, wait, is it “wandering”?) eyes should appear:

Alright, so maybe they are wussies. This list, however, doesn’t make me love them any less. I can’t help it if I like my rock stars to be of the sensitive, slightly arrogrant, eyelinered variety, can I?