Your Scene Sucks.
Remember Rob Dobi? He created How To Dress Emo 2.0. And I would’ve sworn on the Hot Topic employee handbook that it couldn’t get any better than that, but behold Your Scene Sucks.
Are you a Williamsburg Hipster? Prehistoric Emo? #1 Pete Wentz Fan? MySpace whore? You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll question the youth of America, you’ll nervously paw at your assymetrical kool-aid dyed hair.
Please don’t miss the mailbag. That’s all I’m going to say. Go forth and discover comic greatness.