Worst. Lyrics. Ever?

Sometimes I can go for years mumbling the wrong lyrics to a song. Sometimes, I don’t pay any real attention to what the lyrics ARE– especially if it’s a song that just makes me wanna car-dance (ex. Sugarcult’s “Bouncing Off The Walls). But bad lyrics should be acknowledged. Spinner has a list of 20, here’s a few gems:

#3 “I don’t like cities / But I like New York / Other places make me feel like a dork” (Madonna)

#20 “If I was a sculptor / But then again, no” (Elton John)

#19 “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble / So you don’t confuse them with mountains” (Shakira) Yeah, cause I’m sure that happens. Hahahaha. I must have been so distracted by her hips that don’t lie that this one got by me.

What I don’t agree with on this list: “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” (50 cent) That is obviously one of the best lyrics ever. I mean, really, do YOU have a more accurate way of expressing your love? ‘Cause I don’t.

What’s the worst lyric YOU’VE heard?

I think I might nominate a line or two from Fergalicious.