Britney Spears To Rediscover Joys Of Family, Temperance, Panties

Lindsay Lohan’s recent penchant for unedited, rambling, Blackberry-distributed manifestos has given us a newfound appreciation for succinct publicist-authored statements trying to minimize the harm that certain club-haunting, infant-neglecting, panty-eschewing clients are doing to their images….

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