The Pre-Pre Holiday Buzz 11/20

The Game, uh, plays games? In trouble for impersonating a cop. Oops. (msnbc)

Assholes! at the Disco take a stab at the not-so-dearly departed. Jerks. (Absolutepunk)

TomKat gets faux-hitched in Italy, piss off town preist. (Dlisted)

Oh no he di-int. Clay Aiken shuts Kelly Ripa up. Physically. Ooooh. (Dlisted)

Young people are unhappy and have trouble interpreting real risk. (Reuters)

First KFed, now her pants. Oh, Britney. (thesuperficial)

Damn the man! Show the RIAA what you think of them. In your bathroom. (jinx.com)

Tina Fey talks shit speaks the truth. I know this is a lil last week, but this one is more than just one quote. (thesuperficial)

David Blaine’s new kinda pointless trick. Funnier is Lisa Simmons commentary: I’m so glad he’s not my boyfriend because I would find it exhausting, pretending to get really excited every time he decided to glue himself to a train or something like that. I’d be OK with him constantly pulling change out of my ears, but that’s about it.Wired has a very interesting in-depth story about LonleyGirl15 business.——————PS. We now take submissions for (pop culture) news! All you have to do is make a journal post (like what you see above) and tag it BUZZED.

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