Fantastic Narcissm:

Kevin linked me to this on craigslist just now… hahaha…

“Date: 2006-03-16, 7:50PM PST

i saw you in my rear view mirror near state and figueroa. your eyes sent shivers down my spine.

oh wait, that was my own reflection…never mind”

Source: //santabarbara.craigslist.org/mis/142609170.html