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Jessica Simpson: A Pair No More

Despite a combination of deft surgery and lotto genetics that has made Jessica Simpson one of the most recognizable pairs in the tabloid universe, she is no longer half of a couple.

As captured by the ever-vigilant Just Jared, ex MTV Newlywed Jessica and her boyfriend of late, John Mayer, have split like a headache.

This is the heartache that happens when a girl goes out with a guy who uses more hair products than she does.

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Posted by poxline on 05/18/2007 12:40 PM

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	sadxgirl242: 05/18/2007 1:10 PM haha i hate jessica simpson anyway
	candigrl: 05/18/2007 1:13 PM everyone know it was gonna happen
	panicatdisco06: 05/18/2007 1:28 PM Yay! Mayer finally got smart... I think he was just in it for the boobs. He was with Jennifer Love Hewitt at one time.
	adriann: 05/18/2007 2:01 PM panicatdisco06 said: Yay! Mayer finally got smart... I think he was just in it for the boobs. He was with Jennifer Love Hewitt at one time. ditto.
	djrossstar: 05/18/2007 2:33 PM I wonder who Simpson will date next? DJ Rossstar?
	musicgeneration: 05/18/2007 4:21 PM FINALLY.!took him long enough....and maybe it could be you...one day lol
	penxpaperxlove: 05/18/2007 4:51 PM praises Lord I was starting to lose faith in dear old John.
	youngurbanpsychopath: 05/19/2007 11:07 AM hahaha. thats what she gets for being rude to everyone else. but yeah it took him long enough
	chicagoxsoftcore: 05/20/2007 10:29 PM sophiecalifornia said: Jessica messed-up by getting those breast implants recently, what was the point? Her boobs looked big enough anyway! John must have been relieved to get rid of her. I wonder how long it will be before Pete Wentz gets bored of her younger sister? Anyone who says Jessica is better than Ashlee is so wrong now, Ashlee looks so much better and she won't get breast implants (we all hope!) She got a nose job and lip enhancements so it shouldn't shock you if she does end up with breast implants.