No Room at the Gray Bar Inn for Paris Hilton 2fe1938

No Room at the Gray Bar Inn for Paris Hilton?

Evil-hearted humanitarians who have been keeping their fingers crossed in high hopes that X-rated-video star Paris Hilton will check into jail in June can prepare for disappointment.

Numerous news outlets are reporting that due to institutional overcrowding Paris's time behind bars is likely to be cut in half, and may conceivably be waived altogether.

There must be some punishment suitable to Paris's crime -- or crimes -- against society. Maybe she should be forced to date that weasel-like kid from The Hills, Spencer Pratt.

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Posted by poxline on 05/11/2007 11:47 AM

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	peanutbrittany: 05/11/2007 12:33 PM Thats not fair. Just because she is a rich bitch doesnt mean she shouldnt be treated like the rest of us citizens.We all are the same. We should be the same in the governments eyes too. Maybe she should be forced to date Spencer. They are both low-life liars/whores.
	pumpkinqueen: 05/11/2007 12:39 PM oh ,y god that is so good thanx for that from sidekicklvr1002
	justfallforme: 05/11/2007 1:09 PM Why should Paris Hilton escape going to jail just cos its overcrowded, maybe they shoudl fix up the system instead of letting celebs of the hook!!!! xxJJ
	burningstarsxe: 05/11/2007 1:27 PM peanutbrittany said: Thats not fair. Just because she is a rich bitch doesnt mean she shouldnt be treated like the rest of us citizens. Hella.
	kashleyxvengeance: 05/11/2007 1:36 PM what? so unfair. just because she s a celeb doesnt give her the right to be let off the hook. stupid rich bitch. she should be treated like the rest of us.
	pwincessmj: 05/11/2007 1:48 PM damn, i so wanted her to go to jail. But that would cause a book to come out after about her traumatic experiences "inside" hmmm so i pretty much indifferent about it all not
	addiecorrosive: 05/11/2007 1:49 PM Ick. That's fucking ridiculous. I wonder how much time she would get if she murdered someone.
	blackbutterfly666: 05/11/2007 3:00 PM Omygosh! I hate the fact that she thinks she can get away with it just because she is another rich bitch!! Seriously, that is messed up. As the people above have mentioned, she should be treated just like all of us! She lives in the US and is a US citizen so all of the laws should apply to her. I don't care if its overcrowded, she should still be put in. And if she isn't, she should have to do something really major to make up for it. A regular person would got to jail for a DUI, so why shouldn't she too?
	pompasaurus: 05/11/2007 6:31 PM funny, how they have lots of rooms for people that aren't rich white girls
	riannonbenezet: 05/11/2007 6:44 PM kashleyxvengeance said: what? so unfair. just because she s a celeb doesnt give her the right to be let off the hook. stupid rich bitch. she should be treated like the rest of us. i agree with you there. no one(even that fake, ugly rich whore)should be let off the hook for d.u.i. on a suspended lisence. they gave her too many chances and each one she blew. it's her fault this happened, not ours.
	kashleyxvengeance: 05/11/2007 7:36 PM redfebruary said: Damn it, can't they just find ANOTHER prison for her? There isn't only one prison in the world you know. Damn smug bitch. yes!!! so true. i was thinking the same thing. seriously anyone else and they would serve jail time.
	beatofthedrum: 05/12/2007 5:44 AM I someone commits a crime they shoud do the time that includes celbs !
	kashleyxvengeance: 05/12/2007 7:35 AM mcrchick0413 said: i hope she goes to jail. i hate her. it should be a crime to be paris hilton. lol hell yeah. it really should be a crime to be paris.
	lolmeganstfu: 05/12/2007 8:33 AM hi ! im currently in a avril comp and i would be REALLY GREATFUL if you could BUZZ my picture xxx thnx
	punkpenguin: 05/12/2007 2:32 PM WTF SHE SHOULD FUCKIN GO TO JAIL DAMMIT AND IF THEY CANT DO THAT GIVE HER THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!
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